you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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