white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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