Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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