there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
