I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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