It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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