I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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