I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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