He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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