How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm determined to sit on that face.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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