i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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