I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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