I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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