I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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