The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize