Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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