you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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