don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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