just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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