i just wanna soil my oats bro
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
