I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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