So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize