when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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