Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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