yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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