im six kinds of drunk right now
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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