I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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