Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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