its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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