Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
