I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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