How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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