Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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