Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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