Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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