Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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