omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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