24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i out mim tonsoeep
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