Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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