Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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