Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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