Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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