No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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