how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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