Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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