she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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