We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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