so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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