How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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