But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Randomize
