i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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