; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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