winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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