Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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