i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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