Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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