you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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