I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Ladies don't puke and tell
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
