I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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